Jessica Simpson Is In a Hurry

Celebrity Fashion Photos

Jessica Simpson was in NYC yesterday, and she ran from the Ritz-Carlton to her car with what the Sun describes as, “her cleavage bursting out of her dress.”

So maybe she was trying to be sexy, or maybe she was in a rush and didn’t have time to lock everything down. My sources tell me that what we see here is Jessica 30 seconds after she got a from a friend on the black market, and they found a chef who will stuff a doughnut with mini tacos. She better hurry before he loses his nerve!