WTF Friday: Craft Projects & Envious Big Bird

Yaaay for Friday! Hope everyone has had a great week!

Up for WTF Friday today are two gorgeous ladies with seriously heinous fashion choices.

First up is the really lovely Thandie Newton...

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Oh my. It's like Little House on the Prairie made out with a table cloth and ran through a craft fair. Thandie Newton is stunning and tiny...this failed frock is f-ed. No.

And how about a little Fergie Ferg?

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Wow. It's a pea green marabou wrap, lovely this time of year. On what planet is that ever a good idea? I'm pretty sure even the folks at Sesame Street would toss you out for that one. Killer shoes though, Fergs.

Well, that's a wrap for today's edition of WTF Friday! Hope you're eyes aren't burnin' too badly!

WTF Friday: That's One Heinous Harem

Oh me oh my...today's WTF Friday is only home to one offender, one (adorable) repeat offender...the one, the only, Leighton Meester. Feast your eyes on this...

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Wow. I mean wow. Can we just cut this super fug lace jumpsuit off at the mid-thigh and make it a dress?! Please? Because this is an atrocity. Plus, what's with the orbital bag? I keep searching for a genie. Leighton...please....PLEASE....hug that magic lamp and wish for a stylist. Just because your outfit is Marchesa, doesn't make it right.

Have a great weekend!

WTF Friday: A Very Colorful Mess

Happy Friday to all! I'm really excited to head out to see my girlfriends from college this weekend at UW-Madison...go badgers!

So, to get the weekend started off right, there are two interesting ensembles to share...first up is repeat offender, the adorable Leighton Meester...

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Hmmmm...yeah. She is wearing Marc Jacobs...so that's nice. I do enjoy Marc Jacobs. But this looks like Leighton wrapped two different '70s curtains around her body and went on her merry way. No. Bad.

And numero dos is Mischa Barton...yes, again.

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Oh Mischa. Girlfriend, WTF. a) this does NOTHING for your body. b)it seems as if you raided grandpa's pantalones collection. Please hire a stylist, hit the salon and come back later.

That wraps it up! Happy weekend!

WTF Friday: Diamond Teeth

Hey everyone! Aren't you glad it's Friday?!

Up for WTFdom today is first and foremost, Mr. Kayne West...who was on Ellen yesterday showing off his diamond encrusted teeth. Yes, you read that correctly.

The bottom row of his teeth is encrusted with diamonds. And why? West says, “I just thought the diamonds were cooler,” he explained. “I used to always clean my jewelry with toothpaste anyway so it works out.” And though he justifies his decision by saying, “There are some things rock stars are supposed to do." Wow. That's a master of douchbaggery if I've ever seen one.

And you know, I had a few other WTF candidates in mind, but I don't even think it's fair to put them in the same post as this. We will give Kayne a post of his own. I think he deserves it.

Happy weekend to all!

WTF Friday: Grandma's Closet & Albino Gorillas

Hey everyone! Happy Friday to you all. Here's hoping you have a great weekend ahead.

Up for WTF'dom are two lovely ladies, each with eccentric styles that I occasionally adore, and yet occasionally abhore.

First up, the stunning and talented Rihanna...

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Nevermind that the print hurts my eyes just a bit. Try to ignore the odd Mrs. Roper-like length of the dress. What kills me are the blue and black bobby socks with the red pumps. Now, I think some looks car handle sheer socks with pumps, or layered socks under boots but this looks ridic. Ri Ri, did your feet get chilly while sporting this ensemble? Ankles up, acceptable. Ankles down, fugtastic.

And then we have the adorable Ms. Mary Kate Olsen...

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Hmm. MK, did you skin a blondie Big Foot? I don't mind faux furs, but it looks like you're giving one of those albino gorillas a piggy-back ride around town. Shave that fur, girlfriend.

That's it for today, folks! Happy weekend!

WTF Friday: Cut Ups

Ahhh Friday....happy Friday to all! Today's WTF edition features two gorgeous ladies who are making me cut up as they look completely cut up...literally.

First up, no stranger to WTF Friday...Leighton Meester...

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Oh Leighton...for such a lovely girl you dress so strangely! WTF is with this fugly blue satin craft project? Did we rip up a heinous bridesmaid dress and piece it together all Fifth Element Style? You guys know what I'm talking about...

Just say no.

Next up is the gorgeous Julianne Moore...I ADORE her...and her amazing hair. But what I do not adore is this...

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A) This dress is utterly shapeless and the print is slightly irritating. But B) What's with the midnight booties?! Julianne you have an amazing figure, why the hell would you chop off your legs with these chunky, black monstrosities?

That's it for today's edition! I hope y'all have a wonderful weekend and enjoy the Fashion's Night Out festivities wherever you are!

WTF Friday: Pants Free & Chin Rests

Happy Friday to all! It's been a super, SUPER busy week for me but I just couldn't help myself from posting the follow WTFs. First up...a repeat offender...Ms. Mischa Barton...

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Um...pants....are....good. Even in the summer. Even if you think your kitschy cool. Mischa, darling, please burn that fugtastic vest and put on some pants. We've seen you look gorgeous, get back to it. Thanks, bai.

And then one of the most gawwwwgeous women in Hollywood (in my opinion), Salma Hayek. While I understand many classy and lovely women feel the need to flaunt their curves, this is just a bit insane...and inane.

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Her sisters are positively screaming for air. Do not encase your sisters in zipped leather...even if you are Salma Hayek...even if you are seeking a chin rest. There are better ways, ladies.

That's it for today - have an amazing Labor Day weekend, all!

WTF Friday: That's An Interesting Cheetah

Happy Friday to all!

Today's WTF Friday is just one offender...Ms. Katy Perry...

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Umm...Katy....that's quite a cheetah on your chest, girlfriend. I love me some animal print but this ensem is fug-tastic. Plus, what's with the Rainbow Bright hair?! Katy is such a cute girl but she puts together the most random assortment of duds. WTF, Katy, you are not a Cheetah girl.